1.Somebody to knock Ashton Kutcher the fuck out.
I hate, loathe, despise, and would spit upon the grave of this guy, and I liked Butterfly Effect. The basic nature of Damien is not to fuck with those who don’t fuck with Dame. Not that I’m feeling Moses like, and deem all should follow my decrees, but somebody is dying at this very moment for something far more miniscule than the antics that Ashton Pulls on Punked. Since I highly doubt the stars featured on the show are fiscally compensated, I believe those which have their fear and anger exploited should get the chance to choke Ashton’s soul of its shell for 1 minute as payment. I guarantee viewership would sky rocket. I’ve never really been the biggest mtv fan. Sure Kurt Loader made me feel more intelligent and Karen Duffy and Ananda made me feel funny during my teenage years, but all that good will has been eroded by shows like Punked and Boling Point. Being a individual who no matter how peaceful I try to be has on average about 6 run ins with the police a year and a over/ under of 3 of ending up in cuffs, I can personally tell you that having the Po-lice talking shit to you is one of the worst things about this great country of ours. To avoid becoming a accident, the possibility that somebody in my family I hate receives millions over my dead body in a wrongful death law suit, and the uproar causing racial division of a Al Sharpton visit, I take the Pig talk and play like a manikin so officer friendly doesn’t haft to tell his lieutenant “I coulda swore that nigga had a gun”. For a entity take advantage of such a seriously flawed dynamic is just plain evil.
2.A Condoleeza Rice George bush sex tape scandal
Oh the delicious taste of irony, I can almost taste it. This would be the one scandal that would wholly devour my attention, and might emasculate my manly beer drinking persona into a bon bon eating gossip seeker. Think of the issues it would cover, interracial relations ships, work place power structure, infidelity, the failure of Christian values, or my personal favorite headline “Black Secretary of harlot or Drunken coked up Commander of P” …..with the segway of being “Laura wonders is George can come back after going Black”. I swear it would be a beautiful thing, not that 51 year old bitches with the compassion of Skeletor do anything for me.
What better message can you send to the youth that being I known whore doesn’t pay?
4.Don Rumsfeld to throw up gangs signs
Sometimes I think he just watched “The Warriors” and said ….”yes I dig it”. I mean just to hear him say “White house Bitch!!! What!!!!!” one time, I mean that would prolly make my list if I was a make a wish kid. At least I wouldn’t hate him as much
5.For rappers to act like the feds have cable
I know longer feel any sympathy for any rapper the fed’s put away. Long departed are the days when the federal government infiltrated and murdered radical nationalist. Now they target fucking idiot rappers who have the audacity to call themselves…. “The Snow Man” and move the proverbial snow from state to state……. I predict The next “Dawn of the Dead” will be the corpse of slaves hunting down my generation only to sadly realize we mostly lack brains
6.For a young black teenager to shoot a cop for making a threatening gesture (lets say pulling out a cell phone), get suspended with pay from his job, and get off on justifiable homicide.
See how it feels? Hurts don’t it?
7.For White People to Stop thinking, saying even believing, that Eminem is the best rapper ever.
He’s not. Do some research. His last album was used to torture Al Qaeda suspects… I understand why
8.For Black people to stop hating on white rappers who are better than 95% of the black rappers out.
Ignorance untimely does the most damage to self. Some of the best rappers are white stfu and enjoy.
9.For Beth Gibbons and Alicia Keys in stereo
Oh what beautiful sounds they could make.
10.For The U.S to go engage in a large scale war within Africa and Great Britain
Maybe then we will respect the term “civilian casualties”.
11.A test run of 1 year of Weed being legal and beer being illegal.
Yes from Bud to Miller, from Ole E to King Cobra, and of Course Nattie Light to Bush, withdraw will be a very ugly thing to behold. It would be very intriguing to see the stats on violence, auto accidents, and unplanned pregnancy after 1 year though, plus you and I both know that the commercials for weed would rock dude!! Then again, their might be a frightening upsurge in terrorism, accidental gun deaths, and little girls getting ran over at McDonalds across the land.
12.For the Bloods and Crips realize the waste in time and manpower….
It been 26 years….what the fuck have you accomplished?!?!.
Constant Revolution In Progress my ass.
13.For Larry merchant to die…..
Yup I said it, I meant it.
14.To Be allowed to teach Noam Chomsky in high school
The conservative bias starts young in
15.To have somebody remake white mans burden the right way
Damn you John Travolta, Damn you to hell!!!
16.The ability to watch American history x without becoming angry and biased
I keep hearing it’s a great movie….i keep missing the great part.
17.For ice, selling crack, felonies and a stable of hoes not to be perquisites to be a famous Rapper.
That is not the way to teach the youth how to build a resume
Personal
18.For someone to explain to me why know body told me it was wrong for the Dukes of Hazard to be my favorite tv show as a kid… General Lee wasn’t on my side and the confederate flag was baaaaaaaaaaaad
Thanks for ya time
Peace
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